You wont believe what happened!

Remember those beets I got from the hobo last time? Well, after testing and discovering that I detested them, I tossed them out into the yard. But the problem me throwing things into the yard is that I have the greenest thumbs ever. Ever. I've made people go blind. Anything I throw into the yard grows huge. There's the one time I threw an intruding spider outside... but that's another story!



Anyway, when I woke up this morning I began my normal morning schedule when I saw a huge shadow in my backyard... it was a beet that had grown all the way to the clouds! After finishing my usual breakfast of raw eggs, nails and spit, I jumped on the beet and climbed up towards the top.



After what seemed like an eternity of climbing I poked my head through the wet whiteness of the clouds and saw the last thing I expected: a gargantuan mini-golf course. A giant clomped over to me and picked me up by my shirt. He told me that he had been waiting years- with nothing to do but practice- for a worthy adversary to play him at mini-golf. He told me that he was excited that I had shown for I was respected by him, as he had been watching my escapades from up above in the clouds. He than began to tell me the story of how he got up there.

Before I could get bored I grabbed a huge golf club and knocked his feet out from under him. He fell off the edge of the cloud and landed in a lake/body of water near my house. I climbed back down and took the beet to the nearest fair and won the prize for "Biggest and sexiest beet."

Then I burned the place down.