I remember the last time I got a haircut!
I went in and sat down, but then I realized that I didn't have enough money!
So, I went outside and punched some people outside until they died and then I took their money.
When I got enough for my haircut, I went in and got it cut.
Then I left and, when a car drove by, I pulled open the door and kicked the guy inside and dragged him out. I jumped in and drove off in my newly acquired 'Buffalo'.
But the cops were after me!
So I waited until they were right up next to me and put in the weapons cheat!
I hit R2 to look right and a rat-a-tat-tat shot the copper's car until it caught on fire!
I swiveled my control stick and drove away, hitting both the shoulder buttons so that I could watch the explosion behind me!
KABOOM!
But I accidently drove into a wall, and my car caught on fire. I quickly pressed triangle and leapt for my life!
I rolled on the road as my car trundled away into heavy traffic and exploded.
Before I could notice, there was a policeman behind me shooting!
So I R2 R2 R2'd over to my shotgun and shot him in the head!
Suddenly I was surrounded! They all shot at me!
SO I R2 R1 L1 X UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT AND ALL MY HEALTH CAME BACK
I shot them all full of lead!
A police helicopter flew towards me, and I switched to my rocket launcher and shot it down!
Then there was a power outage
Monday, November 10, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
An Important Day!
According to what I just read, it's Ocarina of Time's tenth anniversary!
What a fantastic game.
Oh, and voting or something.
What a fantastic game.
Oh, and voting or something.
Monday, November 3, 2008
A Good Weekend
This was a great weekend!
Besides the usual obvious being-the-weekend which makes weekends great, and having better weather than usual.
It was halloween! And I had a secret guest! No more on that.
For halloween I went as a mobile warmachine. I built a thing to fit over my head out of cardboard and styrofoam cups and expensive art paper. I also built a shoulder thing out of cardboard. Then I put duct tape over the whole thing because paint is too expensive. Pictures if I feel like it.
I could have worn my normal, metal, functional warmachine suit, but i didn't want people cowering in fear (which they did anyway). Plus it's hot in there.
What else happened this weekend?
My escapades through time called for every one to put their clocks back. Kinda sucks.
I was up and ready to go to my meal between breakfast and brunch when I realized that the hours had to go back. So I had to wait another hour to go to lunch!
I was not pleased. I was so angry that I resurfaced Atlantis, re-sunk it, resurfaced it again, and bombed it.
Oh yeah, and voting tomorrow. Good idea? I think so.
Anything else this weekend?
Nothing comes to mind. The rest of time was taken up by lazing... secretly!
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