This weekend:

Um

I didn't really do much...

On Saturday I went to a football game and we won. Excitement! It may be more exciting now that I understand the rules. That would be a big part of it.

When it was done my roommate and I bent down to pick up our drinks (we had been standing up from cheering) and bonked our heads together. He didn't get up so I left.

Um

...And today I did my homework. Exciting!

Not much else.

I went back in time and created the idea of rights for women. If you check your textbooks, it should say my name now, if you happen to be following the timeline as it split from that point!

Time travel, eh?

Maybe I'll talk about more time-based escapades later.

Friday (Five-day)

Friday I only had one class.

Art History.

All class involved me, more or less, smacking the crap out of everyone.

After that I had lunch, during which I burned a waffle totally on purpose.

I've pretty much been on my computer all day since, rescuing the internets from ruffians and dogs.

Oh I hate dogs.

Good news:

Staring at this bright screen for hours seems to have granted me the ability to fly. I stole a hotdog from a guy and put a child in a tall tree.

Edit: This concludes a week in the life of Greg. Why not do a victory lap (in a viking helmet)?

Thursday (Third-day)

Today I woke up late since I was up late writing my blog. (I'm sure we all remember that.) I ran into the wrong bathroom for my shower; I realized because there were women in the shower with me. Rather packed in.

I scooted over to English class. On my request we watched cartoons throughout the class. Someone in the back started texting. The clicks sent me into a blind rage and I managed to force his leg down his throat up to his knee.

At lunch I got everything I didn't like so I would have a lot to play with while everyone else ate real food.

Later was Drawing class. (A critique day.) Teach set my picture aside and put everyone else's into a pile. He doused theirs in kerosene and lit it on fire. He held mine above his head, dancing around the fire, lit from below. He shrieked "This is it! This is it!" and then released a multi-syllabic yell which deafened some of the closer students.

After dinner (a child) I went to the gym and politely rid a few people of their girlfriends. I'm so polite. They really are too much work.

After walking through the rain (not a single drop hit me; my evasion skills are that great) I came online and wrote this. If you want to know what I wrote, look up a couple of paragraphs.

Wednesday! (Huh, who, what-day?)

Well, technically it's Thursday right now.

But it doesn't matter since nothing happened today (yesterday).

Nothing.

Nothing out of the ordinary happened Wednesday to you. (in the great scheme of things.)

Of course, chaotic things may have happened had I not I kept the natural motion of time and the alignment of the planes in order today. I fear we may have suffered an incredible collapse had I not intervened.

I would relate the story, but it was bought from me for a movie idea. The price I accepted was a large island. (Madagascar.) Expect the movie sometime soon. I told them I should be played by Jackie Chan, considering how much I look like him.

A picture of myself/Jackie Chan (it's hard to tell!)

Anyway, Thurday. I wonder what wonder (ha) this day will hold.

Good night.