Haircut.

I remember the last time I got a haircut!

I went in and sat down, but then I realized that I didn't have enough money!
So, I went outside and punched some people outside until they died and then I took their money.
When I got enough for my haircut, I went in and got it cut.
Then I left and, when a car drove by, I pulled open the door and kicked the guy inside and dragged him out. I jumped in and drove off in my newly acquired 'Buffalo'.
But the cops were after me!
So I waited until they were right up next to me and put in the weapons cheat!
I hit R2 to look right and a rat-a-tat-tat shot the copper's car until it caught on fire!
I swiveled my control stick and drove away, hitting both the shoulder buttons so that I could watch the explosion behind me!
KABOOM!
But I accidently drove into a wall, and my car caught on fire. I quickly pressed triangle and leapt for my life!
I rolled on the road as my car trundled away into heavy traffic and exploded.
Before I could notice, there was a policeman behind me shooting!
So I R2 R2 R2'd over to my shotgun and shot him in the head!
Suddenly I was surrounded! They all shot at me!
SO I R2 R1 L1 X UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT AND ALL MY HEALTH CAME BACK
I shot them all full of lead!
A police helicopter flew towards me, and I switched to my rocket launcher and shot it down!

Then there was a power outage