Graduation

Yeah, I just graduated. It went faster than I expected. Also it was HOT!
I also got my driver's license, which is very exciting. It sits in my wallet, right next to my license to kill.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

So I'm sitting at my computer, watching my favorite tv show online (My Life As A Teenage Robot) when suddenly... a meteor crashed through my window, shattering shards of glass into various objects in the room (me). I grabbed a shard of glass and threw it, perfectly, professionaly, ninja-star-esque-ly, at the meteor, which subsequently split down the middle. Out of this split meteor flew a tiny flying saucer which proceded to fly out of the hole in my wall. I gave flight in my car, of course, determined to get these tricky fleeers to pay for my window.

Their ship moved very quickly, but luckily my car moved quickly as well. I gave chase in my car which I could now drive by myself; previously I had needed a parent with me on my high-speed chases. I followed them onto the convenient straight road (obviously extra-terrestrials with an inability to think things through) where my vehicle could begin to gain extra speed. I drew my gun and got a prize for it. Then I pulled out my gun and shot at a stabilizer on the underside of the saucer. Left with an inability to alter their position on the z-axis (go up and down, stupid) I could easily reach out the window and grab them.
So I did.
I knocked the saucer to the ground as would someone playing defense in a game of ultimate frisbee. The craft was destroyed from the contact and ceased to function.

In the midst of the chase I had forgotten my intention to receive recompensation for my broken window. I traded the remains of the ship with a hobo for some beets.
I put a sheet over the hole in my wall and my parents didn't notice.
I threw the meteor at some kid on his bike and he fell over.