How to be a Better Customer Two

B. THE LOBBY

1. There's not much you can do here. Most shoppers are only in the lobby for .5..05% of their time at the store. But, with the right guidance, you can impress a lot of people.

a. A great way to get noticed is to stand around the door, hindering everyones' entrance and exit. You'll be surrounded by fans in no time.
b. Before you grab your cart, you may want to wipe it down with some disinfecting wipes, because they'll be sure to save you from the dirty dreaded viruses that conglomerate on the carts, one touch of which will send your world into a spinning turmoil of disease and guilt, as you pass it on to everyone that you meet.
i. For bonus points, instead of putting the used wipe into the cart or a convenient trash can around the corner, just throw it on the ground, or leave it in another cart in line.
ii. While on the subject, be sure not to take a cart with a used wipe in it. Everyone knows that if they come across a cart with a used wipe in it, that it is totally and utterly unusable. If you take one, you will be deemed unclean and unworthy of life by you peers.
c. If you wish to peruse some of the items that are in the lobby now and then, make sure to take up as much space as possible.