After waking up at nine I sprung out the door and landed on someone walking by. I was moving so fast that I showered without getting wet. I returned to the room, devoured some breakfast and read something that I should have read the previous week (I would have, but I had monsters to fight)
I sprinted to English class (11 o'clock) in a matter of seconds and juggled the professor and a few students for the entire class. After English I was supposed to go to some seminar thing but I skipped it and went to lunch instead, which involved me eating all the food on Earth.
Later I went to Drawing class and I drew everything so perfectly the professor's head exploded all over my shoes. It smelled bad.
Later I glided to Anthropology, where we were due to take a test. I offered her a deal: I wont take the test, and she wont be quartered.
She made the right choice.
Right now I'm sitting alone in my room on the computer. I guess everyone's scared of me...
And so they should be.
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